Benedict Cumberbatch’s deleted shower scene in Star Trek Into Darkness
He looks like he’s in the middle of taking a shit
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we found the ideal starter for Sollux guys
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Humanstuck au
The Zahhaks are a very wealthy family, but his father is rarely home, so the young heir is practically raised by his loving butler Authour
one time baby equius accidentally called aurthour daddy and aurthour just, blanches and shakes his head and puts equius down in his crib and hes like no nononono no oh my goodness no.
oh my god /)///ω///(\
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necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
HELP I CAN’T STOP
GODDAMN JUST FUSE CUBONE WITH EVERYTHING BECAUSE THAT’S ALL I FUCKING NEED
im not that familiar with pokemon but all these mixes on my dash look so cool it almost tempts me to try my hand at them.
why do spiders hate me?
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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